One day, a group of mentally retarded patients are ready to be sent to somewhere to treat their diseases. So, they have to take a flight. All of them get so excited because they have never been to a plane before. They are yelling , cause they are crazy people. Wohoo..finally they get into the plane, simply touch here and there, fell in love with the plane. Then they have a seat. The pilot get ready to fly up the plane. 3..2...1 now the plane start to lift and finally fly through beyond the cloud.
The patients get so excited , yelling all over the place , just like a chicken farm, especially when the plane go through the 1st layer of sky, the plane is shaking !
But after the cloud, the plane goes stable ....the pilot sigh... A later while, the leader of those crazy person come to visit the pilot and said :" Halo SIR! How r you?
The pilot Said:" Excuse me, get out, don't you see a BIG CROSS there? Then the leader replied:" What cross? Oh that, ya I saw it, but I have to tell you, the plane are in danger! SIR!
Suddenly the plane is shaking vigorously " What HAPPENED? OMG!"
Oh gosh, the crazy patients are jumping around and damaging the place.
Therefore , the pilot ask the leader to settle them down.
Then the leader go, but just within 2 mins, he come back to the pilot.
"Wah? So fast? how come...there are 80 of them?Too fast to settle them down la!Well, Tq, but how?" the pilot asked.
" Errr.dunno le, mayb you should come and have a look." the leader said.
So the pilot go have a little peep...WOAH!! all of the passengers gone...Where are them? then The leader said:" Oh, I scolded them and yelled toward them, I told them IF YOU ALL WANT MAKE NOISE DUN DO IT HERE, GET OUT AND MAKE NOISE!"
THE END.
This situation mainly reflect to the teachers nowadays. Most of the teacher always scold the students :" Duwan study pls get out of my class!. And that's why once you are out of the class, things getting worst. why? In school , teacher chase you out, in society, people also chase you out, then eventually out there produce a bunch of gangsters , all those Ah KAU, Ah Mao vandalize out there.
Therefore, be caution! Even if the teacher ask you to get out, persist not to follow, cause WE ARE NOT THE CRAZY GUYS!
One day, a Chinese child call Ah Dong passed through a street, and he saw an old man kept repeated the same action, the old guy was jumping while shouted : ER SAN! ER SAN(23). Ah Dong feel very curious about this guy, then he came near to the old man and asked:" Uncle, why are you doing such thing? Don't you feel embarrass? The old man replied:" SHH..young man! Don too loud. Just don care what people think of us, I am feel free to do what I like." The old man continue to shout :" ER SAN ! ER SAN."
Jump and Jump. Then the old man said:" Its feel shock when you do this, is fun..wanna have a try?"
Then Ah Dong walked away. he felt disgusting. But the old man had seduced him. Ah Dong turned back to the old man." Really that fun bo? May b I should have a try."
Then the old man told him :" ok 1st, follow my actions"
Then Ah Dong shouted:" ER SAN ! ER SAN( which mean 23)
Old man:" You must Jump like me! SEE THIS!
Then Ah Dong jump and jump.
Old man:" Not high Enough! May b you should stand in my position, its shock"
Then Ah Dong stand at his position and started to jump.
" I Feel NTH!" Ah Dong Claimed.
Suddenly, Ah Dong fell , the floor where he stand is actually a hole, a TRAP! He fell inside. Inside was a drain, and then the water flash him away.
Then the old man quickly placed another cover on the hole. Then he stand there again, and he started to shout and jump again, but this time , he shouted:" ER SI, ER SI, ER SI( which mean 24) !!!"
THE END
This story tell us that we should not simply try something, ONCE YOU TRY< SAY BYE BYE. Just like DRUGS. FEEL WANNA TRY THEM?..but think 1st . The Chinese ppl say :"一失足成千古恨” Which mean once you dis wrong,you have to suffer for thousand years.Therefore, be cautious all the time。^^
You know Turtle? You know A! The life of turtle suffers a lot . When a turtle’s egg hatch, 3 things the little turtle need to be aware off when crawling to sea. Little turtle's flesh is very soft, crabs like it so much. So when he crawl, 1st enemy is the crabs. All the crabs want to clamp the little turtles and eat them. After the little turtles pass through level 1, now the ocean birds came to search for FOOD,Fresh turtle Flesh! THEY RUN.. THEY CRAWL, go through so many difficulties, then level 3, is Human being. What human being do? They touch the turtle, they SAYANG the turtles, but turtle's flesh cannot withstand human's touches, their bodies will start to rot . The little turtles crawl and crawl and crawl, " EH. why still heven reach the sea?" They looked behind." SHIT! THE SEA IS BEHIND!MOTHER BAO!"
A car pass by and knock the turtles down, they became debris finally.
THE END
OUR life also like that. We have to go through so many difficulties, so many problems, go through so many YUAN WANG LU , which mean unnecessary way. After going through so many obstacles, ALAMAK,finally still the wrong way we go!
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